Hobo: Hel­lo, ladies and gen­tle­men. I’m sor­ry to both­er you. My name is Jef­frey, and I’m home­less…
Man, mock­ing: I haven’t eat­en in four days…
Hobo: … I haven’t eat­en in four days.
Man: That’s my man!

–F train, 23rd St