Girl #1: Uh… This is the women’s restroom, right?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: This is the women’s restroom, right?
Girl #2: Yeah. Why?
Girl #1: There was just a guy in here!
Girl #3: No… that’s a woman.
Girl #1: Oh.
Girl #3: Yeah, she’s in my class.

–NYU

Headline by: Brady

Runners-Up:

· “Does She Always Stand While She Pees?” – Hobo Whisperer

· “Hermaphrodites 101” – Sami

· “Janet Reno: The College Years” – International Man of Leisure

· “Just because I’m washing my hands, doesn’t mean I can’t hear you.” – aaron Stephenson


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