20-ish girl #1: Wait, so the midget had a peg leg?
20-ish girl #2, an­noyed: No. The midget was the peg leg!


Over­heard by: Gretchen

Head­line by: Ig­natius Gerumpa­ny


· “And He Had a Pygmy for an Eye Patch” — Jor­dan

· “Jer­ry Springer will nev­er run out of ma­te­r­i­al…” — alex

· “Pinoc­chio’s Trag­ic End” — Tris­tan Davis

· “The rig­or mor­tis kept him nice and sta­ble.” — in­ternev

· “Trans­form­ers Porn Is Too Con­fus­ing” — Jen­ny C

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