20-ish girl #1: Wait, so the midget had a peg leg?
20-ish girl #2, annoyed: No. The midget was the peg leg!

–Chelsea

Overheard by: Gretchen

Headline by: Ignatius Gerumpany

Runners-Up:

· “And He Had a Pygmy for an Eye Patch” — Jordan

· “Jerry Springer will never run out of material…” — alex

· “Pinocchio’s Tragic End” — Tristan Davis

· “The rigor mortis kept him nice and stable.” — internev

· “Transformers Porn Is Too Confusing” — Jenny C


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