Girl #1: God, why are all the losers in­ter­est­ed in me?!
Girl #2: Shut up! At least you have the po­ten­tial of get­ting some ass! All I can get are the peo­ple in my mind… And they’re not even hot!
Girl #1: … Sor­ry.

–Cow­girl Hall of Fame restau­rant, Hud­son St