Conductor: Everything’s running normal this weekend.
Black woman: Everything runnin’ normal this weekend? Shit, I could take this train to fuckin’… fuckin’ anywhere!

–Q train

Overheard by: office peon

Headline by: Marc

Runners-Up:

· “Alice in Wonderland, New York Style” — Anastasia Poushkareva

· “Around the Hood in Eighty Days” — ad neal

· “I Meant My Colon” — I Got Real Mail

· “Just a fuckin’ small town girl, livin’ in a fuckin’ lonely world…” — karaoke queen

· “Transfers available to up your ass and go fuck yourself.” — mark manne

· “Why Reading Rainbow and drugs don’t mix” — mike


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