Chick #1: So, then you sat on the floor and start­ed kick­ing. You stopped and said we should smoke when we got back to our room, to piss her off.
Chick #2: Did we?
Chick #1: We did­n’t have any cig­a­rettes left.
Chick #2: But you have a pipe!
Chick #1: Where was I go­ing to get pot at two in the morn­ing?
Chick #2: You could’ve called some­one. Damn, I wish I could re­mem­ber last night.

–Ford­ham, Lin­coln Cen­ter