Hardhat to passerby: Does this building look crooked to you? –Construction site, 12th & 4th Overheard by: Random Passerby Hardhat to another: You’re everybody’s bitch, you just haven’t accepted it yet. –PATH escalators, World Trade Center station Overheard by: archly Hardhat to coworkers: I’m not a monster! –35th & Madison Hardhat, belching loudly: There! Whaddya think of that, ya fuckin’ A-wipe?! –Midtown Hardhat to circle of coworkers: So, you got the sperm over here… –Center Blvd, Long Island City Overheard by: Sabrina