20-ish WASP in fur coat on cell: Don’t you have a bowl? [Sigh] Do you have a bot­tle of ton­ic or, like, an ap­ple or a traf­fic cone? Well, I’m sure there is some­thing in your apart­ment I can make a bong out of.
80-ish Jew­ish woman: That’s an in­ap­pro­pri­ate con­ver­sa­tion if I ever heard one…
20-ish WASP in fur coat: What­ev­er, that was my boss.

–El­e­va­tor, 62nd & 2nd