Drunk girl: I’m not a whore. I just like to have my crotch touched.
–Mercury Lounge, LES
Overheard by: Bmeyer
Hipster chick: I’ve got to say, I feel pretty healthy for someone who sleeps with a lot of strangers.
–Lobby, Dangerfield’s Comedy Club
Overheard by: alex
Girl on cell: Whenever I see a pregnant woman with an ankle tattoo, I figure that she must be a slut.
–Jamba Juice, Lex Ave near 61st St
White chick on cell: Hello, my little slut… Hello, my little slut! How are you?
Overheard by: Kerry
Nerdy chick: I have a theory that if I had a better body image, I’d be a whore.
–W Houston & 6th Ave