Gold digger to friend: Yeah, I’m done with doctors. I want an architect.
–E 80th St
Overheard by: hannah g
Annoyed JAP: So, he told me that I would date my way out of the Upper East Side.
–Ladies’ room, Johnny’s Uptown
Overheard by: Grover
Patient to receptionist: She no-showed on me, too, but I didn’t like her anyway because she has Alzheimer’s, and she’s a gold digger.
JAP: I mean, I was raised never thinking I would ever have to take care of myself.
Chick: I mean, he’s, like, a little unstable. He just seems a little wired, but he works for a hedge fund, so…
–77th & 3rd