Gold dig­ger to friend: Yeah, I’m done with doc­tors. I want an ar­chi­tect.

–E 80th St

Over­heard by: han­nah g

An­noyed JAP: So, he told me that I would date my way out of the Up­per East Side.

–Ladies’ room, John­ny’s Up­town

Over­heard by: Grover

Pa­tient to re­cep­tion­ist: She no-showed on me, too, but I did­n’t like her any­way be­cause she has Alzheimer’s, and she’s a gold dig­ger.

–Den­tist’s of­fice

JAP: I mean, I was raised nev­er think­ing I would ever have to take care of my­self.

–Penn Sta­tion

Chick: I mean, he’s, like, a lit­tle un­sta­ble. He just seems a lit­tle wired, but he works for a hedge fund, so…

–77th & 3rd