Little boy: How much farther is it?
Father: Well, we’re on 116th now…
Little boy: Oh, no! I don’t wanna do math now!
Father: And we’re going to 112th… What do you think?
Little boy, sighing heavily: Okay… 116 minus 112… That’s three streets!
Father: No…
Little boy, halting and releasing father’s hand: What do you mean, ‘No’?! Hey! Come back here!

–116th & Broadway