Dude #1 on cell: I am so sorry. I hope you can forgive me. I love you. I can’t tell you how sorry I am. It will never happen again. What else can I say? [Hags up.]
Dude #2: Damage control?
Dude #1: Damage control.

–Waiting for elevator, 3rd Ave

Overheard by: TrenchCoat