Re­cep­tion­ist #1: Ewww, this man at school was try­ing to hit on me.
Re­cep­tion­ist #2: What was wrong with him?
Re­cep­tion­ist #1: He was nasty! He looked like half-home­less man and half-ter­ror­ist.

–1177 6th Ave

Over­heard by: red