Teen girl to young boy: You can’t sell Fruit Roll-Ups and wear a Raiders hat at the same time.
–Taco Bell, W14th St
Overheard by: Heather Baharestani
Woman on cell: Just sell it for drug money!
–14th & 6th
Overheard by: Edyna
Corner boy: From now on I’m only gonna sell weed in the mornings. In the afternoons I’m gonna buy it for myself.
–142nd & Amsterdam
Dad orbited by three energetic young boys, to nobody in particular: Kids for sale… Kids for sale…
–53rd & 2nd
Guy to girl waiting in car: … And don’t talk to any strange men selling jeans!
–7th & 2nd
Overheard by: Rosangela