Teen girl to young boy: You can’t sell Fruit Roll-Ups and wear a Raiders hat at the same time.

–Taco Bell, W14th St

Over­heard by: Heather Ba­harestani

Woman on cell: Just sell it for drug mon­ey!

–14th & 6th

Over­heard by: Edy­na

Cor­ner boy: From now on I’m on­ly gonna sell weed in the morn­ings. In the af­ter­noons I’m gonna buy it for my­self.

–142nd & Am­s­ter­dam

Dad or­bit­ed by three en­er­getic young boys, to no­body in par­tic­u­lar: Kids for sale… Kids for sale…

–53rd & 2nd

Guy to girl wait­ing in car: … And don’t talk to any strange men sell­ing jeans!

–7th & 2nd

Over­heard by: Rosan­gela