Lost tourist: Ex­cuse me, can you tell how to get to 38th Street?
Guy pass­ing out Metro: 38th Street? Sure. Here, take one of these [gives him a copy of Metro]. Now just keep walk­ing that way [points to­wards Fifth Av­enue].
Lost tourist: Hey! Thanks!

–Grand Cen­tral

Over­heard by: would’ve lied al­so