His­pan­ic clean­ing la­dy: No, nuh-uh — I am not go­ing in there any­more. Those lit­tle mari­conci­tos al­ways run­nin’ around naked. [His­pan­ic kid laughs.] See?! He knows what I’m talkin’ about!

–Gym lock­ers, Hunter Col­lege

Over­heard by: Ke­vo changes in these lock­ers