Hip­ster boy: He’s such a fuck­ing los­er — he just has to ad­mit it. I mean, I’m a los­er, and I’m fine with it.
Hip­ster girl #1: Yeah, it sucks to be a los­er and not be cool with him.
Hip­ster girl #2: I nev­er leave the house any­more.
Hip­ster boy: Me nei­ther. Last week I bought an an­ten­nae for my TV, and sweat­pants and weed. I on­ly left the house to­day be­cause I ran out of milk.
Hip­ster girl #1: Awe­some.

–A train