Girl #1: I guess he’s not around.
Girl #2: He’s in jail!
Girl #1: No!
Girl #2: Darel­l’s in jail, girl.
Girl #1, pout­ing: Ohhh… And he just got his busi­ness cards!

–145th & Fred­er­ick Dou­glass, Harlem

Over­heard by: Ernie Priv­et­era