Little girl screaming to mother from bathroom stall: Why do I have to flush every time? Oh, no, I’m stuck!
Black man singing while peeing at urinal: Oh, Lord, when can I go to heaven? Oh, Lord, when can I go to heaven? [Finishes urinating abruptly.] Thank you, Lord Jesus. Hallelujah!
–Staten Island Ferry
Guy in stall: I’m an atheist! I’m an atheist! [He shits.] Thank you! Thank you, MLK, for giving me the power!
–NYC Main Library
Trendy girl in stall: The toilet’s trying to eat my ass!
Overheard by: I’d say give a spit polish more than eat
50-ish lady on cell in stall: Hello? In the bathroom… I had to pee-pee, so I’m in the bathroom at Barney’s… Yeah, so the doctor said she might have cancer and she’d have to get a biopsy… Hold on while I wipe.
Overheard by: Caryn