Thugette: She just gave me a com­pli­ment! That don’t mean she’s a les­bian!

–34th & 7th

Over­heard by: go rangers!

Man to self: How can you be a veg­e­tar­i­an and a les­bian? It don’t make no sense… How can you be a veg­e­tar­i­an and eat pussy? Don’t make no kin­da sense!

–Out­side health food store

NYU chick to an­oth­er: But I don’t want to be a les­bian to­day…

–In front of Trad­er Joe’s, 14th St

Hobo: No, women don’t like men! You know who women like? Les­bians! All women have a les­bian girl­friend!

–E train, 53rd & 5th

Over­heard by: Lit­tle box­es

Blonde to queer: What I found out is that les­bians re­al­ly like me.

–Out­side Nowhere gay bar

Over­heard by: les­bians don’t like me

Chub­by girl to skin­ny girl: I’d to­tal­ly be a les­bian if I was­n’t fat. No­body likes a fat les­bian.

–Mo­MA