Thugette: She just gave me a compliment! That don’t mean she’s a lesbian!

–34th & 7th

Overheard by: go rangers!

Man to self: How can you be a vegetarian and a lesbian? It don’t make no sense… How can you be a vegetarian and eat pussy? Don’t make no kinda sense!

–Outside health food store

NYU chick to another: But I don’t want to be a lesbian today…

–In front of Trader Joe’s, 14th St

Hobo: No, women don’t like men! You know who women like? Lesbians! All women have a lesbian girlfriend!

–E train, 53rd & 5th

Overheard by: Little boxes

Blonde to queer: What I found out is that lesbians really like me.

–Outside Nowhere gay bar

Overheard by: lesbians don’t like me

Chubby girl to skinny girl: I’d totally be a lesbian if I wasn’t fat. Nobody likes a fat lesbian.