Thugette: She just gave me a compliment! That don’t mean she’s a lesbian!
–34th & 7th
Overheard by: go rangers!
Man to self: How can you be a vegetarian and a lesbian? It don’t make no sense… How can you be a vegetarian and eat pussy? Don’t make no kinda sense!
–Outside health food store
NYU chick to another: But I don’t want to be a lesbian today…
–In front of Trader Joe’s, 14th St
Hobo: No, women don’t like men! You know who women like? Lesbians! All women have a lesbian girlfriend!
–E train, 53rd & 5th
Overheard by: Little boxes
Blonde to queer: What I found out is that lesbians really like me.
–Outside Nowhere gay bar
Overheard by: lesbians don’t like me
Chubby girl to skinny girl: I’d totally be a lesbian if I wasn’t fat. Nobody likes a fat lesbian.