Girl to friend: It’s like that saying, you know? ‘The pot calling the kettle a slut.’

–W 63rd St

Overheard by: JustVisiting

Woman to table of people: … Although I’m pretty sure it says ‘slut’ in my medical file…

–Rolf’s, 22nd & 3rd

Overheard by: Ladle

JAP: You can’t put a price on casual sex.

–110th & Broadway

Female employee on break, to man: I’m what’s called a nymphomaniac. I’ll do it anywhere — on the bus, the train, in the bathroom, in Chick-Fil-A…

–NYU dining hall

Chick on cell: So yeah — now I have to see this guy on Monday and work with him. I never work with him, but the minute I bone him, now I get to work with him. It’s like the walk of shame drawn out for days… Hey, I can’t help it if this keeps happening to me… I guess I need to not get drunk and screw my coworkers.

–89th & Columbus

Overheard by: Lala

College girl to friends: I guess you could say it was a friends with benefits sort of thing, except that we only slept together.

–Columbus Circle subway exit

Overheard by: confused by the definition