Creep­ster ha­rass­ing wait­ress: Are you, like, a bik­er chick? Is that why you’re wear­ing leather? Is there a whip that goes with it? I’ll tip ex­tra if there is. [To bud­dies, min­utes lat­er] Yeah, so, I’m go­ing to get nude pic­tures tak­en of my­self.

–230 5th Ave