Girl on phone: Look, moth­er­fuck­er — I’ll wear what I want to church on Sun­day.

–Restau­rant, 46th St

Black woman: Yeah, chips and so­da for a dol­lar! That’s one church I won’t go back to.

–F train

Over­heard by: Kevin Z

Guy on cell: I don’t need to fuck­ing hear that at home! That’s what I’ve got church for!

–Broome & Allen

Moth­er to small daugh­ter out­side St. Patrick­’s: Stop cry­ing — I know it looks more like a haunt­ed house than a church.

–St. Patrick­’s Cathe­dral, 5th Ave

Black dude: Nig­ga, nuns ain’t re­al.

–Union Square

Over­heard by: Gabriel