Bronx-born bartender: Theses mouses is gangstas up in here! –Bar, Gramercy Park Overheard by: Johnny Progrums Hispanic kid in group: Gah! Not only do they have rats, but they have immigrants! –34th St, between 7th & 8th Ave Black queer on cell, flailing arms as rat crosses his path: Oh my god, a giant rat just went by! It was as large as a purse! –93rd & Broadway Woman on phone: … So they said, ‘If you found a rat, then you got a free taco…’ –92nd & Lex Overheard by: Lost my craving for Mexican for dinner NYU chick: Is that like a rat that masturbates?! –Carlyle residence hall, Union Square Overheard by: j