College kid #1: You know, I don’t think I’ve ever actually had a Whopper.
College kid #2: Whoppers are the shit. But look, on the value menu, why buy a Whopper when you can get three and a half Whopper Juniors for the same price?
College kid #1, truly appreciative: Wow, Mike*, you’re so smart.

–Burger King, 42nd St

Overheard by: Duncan Pflaster