Guy #1: This is fun, but it will be a lot bet­ter when we’re in bed.
Guy #2: … You’re gay?

–Uri­nal, Hard Rock Café

Over­heard by: Dan­ny

Head­line by: ile­manz­er

Run­ners-Up:
· “Can’t a Straight Guy Talk to His Pe­nis?” — Tadzio
· “Does Mom Know?” — Ren
· “If I’d Known That Ear­li­er I’d NEV­ER Have Let You Suck My Cock” — Lind­sey
· “No, but I Did Ap­pre­ci­ate That You Swal­lowed.” — Me
· “You’re a Guy?” — al­ice

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