Asian girl to friend: You know her! She’s the Asian girl — you know, the one with the eyes! –Empire State Building Overheard by: Chuckles Little boy about Japanese man: Mom, how come that man is closing his eyes all the time?! –Liberty St Overheard by: galgal Emo Asian boy: You can recover from drug or alcohol addictions, but there is no cure for Asianism. –Weinstein Dining Hall, NYU Drunk Asian man: Did you see that mosaic? It’s all wrong. The Asians were all one shade of yellow. What kind of art work is that? Look at me and my people — we’re multiple shades! –R train 20-something woman: Being an Asian and being a tranny aren’t the same thing. –Dallas BBQ, Chelsea Overheard by: Ladle