Blonde girl, laugh­ing hys­ter­i­cal­ly: I mean I did­n’t even think that was pos­si­ble!
Brunette friend, laugh­ing hys­ter­i­cal­ly: Thank god they’re not our friends!
Blonde girl, sud­den­ly se­ri­ous: Peo­ple must think we’re so hap­py. But we’re so un­hap­py.

–Cafe­te­ria, Hunter Col­lege