Gal #1: So, we’re hav­ing a Heath Ledger ret­ro­spec­tive this week­end — 10
Things
, Knight’s Tale and Broke­back Moun­tain.
Gal #2: Prob­lem ‑those first two an­noy me and the third one made my butt hurt.
Gal #1: Eww! Wow. I can’t be­lieve that’s all you took away from that movie!
Gal #2: Oh, no, it was from the chair… Not the butt sex…

–Colum­bus Cir­cle