Tourist #1: Last night I was­n’t re­al­ly wild. I re­al­ly want to be wild tonight.
Tourist #2: Last night you weren’t wild? I would ac­tu­al­ly be a lit­tle scared to see you go re­al­ly wild, then.
Tourist #1: Well tonight I’m go­ing to be re­al­ly crazy. Tonight I’m go­ing to wear my yel­low dress!

–Eu­gene O’Neill The­atre