Teen girl, despairingly: If they ever find out a way to bring people back to life, I’m going to kill myself! –14th St Subway Platform Overheard by: yoncto Blonde on cell: Don’t send me stupid things about how you want to stab yourself in the heart. It’s inconsiderate. –Union Square Overheard by: Confabulation Nation Hipster: I’m so stressed out right now; if I was going to NYU, I would’ve jumped out of a building. –City College Overheard by: Damn Right! Guy on cell: You took them with alcohol? [Pause.] Wait, let me get this straight, you took all of them, then you got drunk? Yeah dude, that is just suicide. –Elevator, Saks Fifth Ave Old waitress: Were you here the time Jimmy crucified himself? –Manhattan Restaurant, Greenpoint Overheard by: chris Disgruntled Latina to friend: And I told her bitch: "Kill yourself, you don’t even know how to smoke right!" –4 Train