Man: I no­ticed you’re read­ing The Kite Run­ner. How is it, if you don’t mind my ask­ing?
Woman: Why would I mind if you ask me how the book is? You’re just try­ing to sound ex­tra po­lite, and it’s an­noy­ing. Are you from the Mid­west?
Man: Ac­tu­al­ly, I’m from Penn­syl­va­nia.
Woman: Even worse.

–F Train

Over­heard by: nathaneast