La­dy over loud­speak­er: Would a cus­tomer named *Aman­da please re­port to check­out ten. *Aman­da, please re­port to check­out ten.
[Pause of about 45 seconds.]Lady over loud­speak­er: *Aman­da, please re­port to check­out ten. You mom is here and her back hurts.

–Path­mark-At­lantic Cen­ter Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Bart Pro­cac­ci