Tourist la­dy #1: Look Sher­ry, there’s the tree.
Tourist la­dy #2: Wow, great! I’m soooo ex­cit­ed. (sees it) That’s it? Looks big­ger on TV!
Tourist la­dy #1: Every­thing looks big­ger on TV. Oprah is­n’t re­al­ly that fat.
Passer­by: This ain’t Rock­e­feller Cen­ter ladies, go back to Kansas.

–Bryant Park Tree, 6th Ave & 41st

Over­heard by: tonyElev