Guy #1: Y’­know, I re­al­ly just need to get it through her head that there’s noth­ing wrong with wak­ing up naked in a Jew­ish syn­a­gogue.
Guy #2: Yeah… I feel that, man.
Guy #1: I mean, now that it’s hap­pened more than once, she re­al­ly needs to re­al­ize that it’s okay.

–NYU Gal­latin El­e­va­tor