20-some­thing girl: I thought you said this walk was on­ly fif­teen min­utes?
East­ern Eu­ro­pean guy: This is a walk of shame! Walk of shaaaame.
20-some­thing girl (look­ing sad): That is­n’t what this is, is it?

–Dunkin Donuts, Nos­trand and Lafayette

Over­heard by: Kire