Bald construction guy: Dude, if you fell down while she was going down on you, I probably would have peed all over her. (swinging motion with hand at crotch area) Oooohhhh.
Suit: Oh my god, if you did that I would have started peeing on her too.

–Pizza Wagon, 86th Street

Overheard by: Trying to Enjoy my Lunch over here