Teenage girl #1: When I was lit­tle, my mom told me that when­ev­er I had to go to the bath­room, I should say “Ex­cuse me, I have to go pow­der my nose.” But when I said it to my kinder­garten teach­ers they did­n’t un­der­stand what I meant.
Teenage girl #2: That’s be­cause your kinder­garten teach­ers, un­like your mom, weren’t bitchy, up­tight wasps.
Teenage girl #1: Yeah, I know. That’s why I go to pri­vate school now.

–Ter­mi­nal 5