Man handing out free demos: You want a CD? It’s free! It’s really good! It’s me! (passersby ignore him) Fine, but when I die you cannot wear a t‑shirt with my face on it!
Overheard by: porkchop sandwiches
Guy promoting comedy club: It costs less than a movie and we’ll get you drunk!
–7th & 40th
Overheard by: Erin
Guy at stall: We’re slashing prices today! Today’s the anniversary of Lorena Bobbit!
–Street Fair, Washington Square North
Guy selling perfume: Ladies, buy one and get my number free!
–34th & 7th
Overheard by: Denah
Man advertising standup comedy event: Comedy and alcohol for all you miserable bastards out there!
Man selling tickets to a comedy club: I hate my job! Come get drunk! Sell tickets! Sell tickets! Drinks! Drunk! Come get druuuunk!
Overheard by: Kate