Chick on cell: In the past three weeks, I’ve been to more tran­ny-host­ed par­ties than non-tran­ny host­ed par­ties.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: La­dle

Mi­ni-Asian teen: Well he’s not a re­al man in the sense that he has a pe­nis, or like, male re­pro­duc­tive or­gans.

–6 Train

Loud woman: I can’t tell whether he’s a les­bian or just gay.

–Bam­boo 52

Over­heard by: Aidan

An­gry man: Suck my pussy dick!

–Canal St

Over­heard by: Kaitlen

Black woman to group of friends, af­ter watch­ing an at­trac­tive black man walk by: Mm­m­mm, he so fine! I wan­na stick my dick up that ass!

–Du­ane Reade

Bum on sub­way: (singing) when I go in­to space, I’­ma take a strip­per wit’ me!
(woman puts a dol­lar bill in his cup)
Bum: I’­ma take a tran­nie too, but the tran­nie cost ex­tra!
(man puts a dol­lar in his cup)
Bum: La dee da!

–L Train from Williams­burg