Dude: I’m think­ing about go­ing to the Phil­har­mon­ic con­cert tonight in Cen­tral Park.
Chick: Hmm, in­ter­est­ing. I just don’t know that I could sit through a har­mon­i­ca con­cert.
Dude: No, no, it’s the *Phil* har­mon­ic con­cert.
Chick: Oh! (pause) Who is that?

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: an­drew