Hip­pie woman: Ma’am, what did you just feed my dog?
El­der­ly woman: A treat.
Hip­pie woman: What was it? Was it meat?
El­der­ly woman: Well, not re­al­ly, it was a sausage.
Hip­pie woman: What is wrong with you?! My dog is a veg­e­tar­i­an! What if he had a food al­ler­gy?!
El­der­ly woman: Right. Go away.

–Thomp­son Square Park Dog Run

Over­heard by: Klay­ton