Moth­er of four-year-old boy (look­ing at dis­play case): Wait up for me, Jack. Don’t go on the es­ca­la­tor with­out me.
Four-year-old boy: It’s okay, I can do it.
Moth­er of four-year-old: No, Jack. Wait for me.
Four-year-old boy: It’s okay, mom. I can go up by my­self.
Moth­er of four-year-old: Jack. Don’t go up with­out me.
Four-year-old boy: Mom. It’s okay. I can do it. I’m wear­ing my lucky Bat­man un­der­wear.

–Ma­cy’s