Old hipster walking by group of young hipsters, waiting at an apartment door: Oh, look at you all! Didya get all dressed up to come to the city? “Oh look at me, I’m a little hipster, look at me, I’m so pretty! I’m so special and pretty! Look at me! Oh! I’m waiting to get into a hipster party!“
Young hipster #1: Look at you man, you’re all by yourself.
Young hipster #2: And you’re wearing a fucking cowboy hat.

–1st & 13th

Overheard by: Can’t we all just get along?