Girlfriend: The last thing on the list is pantyhose.
Boyfriend: Pantyhose? I didn’t know you wore pantyhose.
Girlfriend: I don’t in the summer, because summer is the time to be free and relaxed, but now it’s cold and I need to keep warm.
Boyfriend: If you are so free and relaxed in the summer, why are we having sex more now?
Girlfriend: Because now it’s cold and I need to keep warm.