Girl­friend: The last thing on the list is panty­hose.
Boyfriend: Panty­hose? I did­n’t know you wore panty­hose.
Girl­friend: I don’t in the sum­mer, be­cause sum­mer is the time to be free and re­laxed, but now it’s cold and I need to keep warm.
Boyfriend: If you are so free and re­laxed in the sum­mer, why are we hav­ing sex more now?
Girl­friend: Be­cause now it’s cold and I need to keep warm.

–Du­ane Reade