Girl on phone (af­ter find­ing out there was a med­ical emer­gency on the first car): Yeah, ap­par­ent­ly there’s an emer­gency in the front car. I mean, I just fin­ished watch­ing the first sea­son of Grey’s Anato­my, maybe I can help.

–LIRR

Over­heard by: An­dres

Man to friend: And that’s why I like to get stoned and watch the Ju­lia Child show. She’s not as shy as you’d think.

–Green­point, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Wants to know why!

Crazy man (in a nor­mal voice) Look at the three white women! (in a high falset­to) Let’s go shop­ping! Then let’s go fuck­ing! Let’s get abor­tions! Just like Sex and the City!

–Hud­son & Charles

Over­heard by: lil­li

Lati­na: He was stuck in the garbage can like Screech in a lock­er.

–Wash­ing­ton Heights

Over­heard by: TOD

Hobo walk­ing by Law & Or­der set: I wan­na be on Law & Or­der. I can play a cop!

–94th St & Cen­tral Park West

Over­heard by: Sargeant Pants

Woman, stop­ping dead in her tracks in front of a poster for the new ver­sion of Bev­er­ly hills 90210: Uh oh… Oh no… Uh oh…

–86th St & Lex­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Ju­lia