Well-dressed bridge & tunnel young girl: I’ll have a cosmopolitan.
Bartender: We don’t serve cosmos here.
Well-dressed bridge & tunnel young girl: Fine, I’ll have a gin and tonic.
Bartender: We’ve got two types of beer. Light and dark.
(woman pauses in thought)
Bartender: Here, honey. Try the light. It’s kind of like a cosmo.

–McSorley’s, Bowery & 7^th