Lost-looking chick on cell: Why do they always fuck with the trains on weekends? Don’t they know there are stoned people trying to get home?
–Subway Platform, Grand Central
Overheard by: Poogtastic
Loudspeaker dispatcher lady: Hey you! Uptown number 5! You better stop sticking your head out the window and answer me on the radio!
–Uptown 4,5,6 Train, Union Square
Overheard by: da sarkastik ninja.
Elegant gentleman, as train starts to depart station: Oh, I didn’t realize the train was going to move.
–Crowded Uptown 1 Train
MTA announcement: The uptown 1 train is running.
Overheard by: Krisztina
Dispatcher: The arriving train will be the next train. The arriving train will be the next train.
–G Train, Court Square
Overheard by: Katrink
Old man: I’m coming, train. I’m coming. I’m coming, train, you son of a bitch bastard!