Woman on tread­mill: I’m big on char­i­ty. But I on­ly like giv­ing mon­ey to kids that are messed up. You know, the ones who get in fights, skip school…
Man on tread­mill: Mm­mm. You know, the oth­er kids that don’t screw up are the ones who re­al­ly de­serve re­wards.
Woman on tread­mill, skep­ti­cal­ly: Yeah. But I like kids that are messed up. That is why I don’t ever want to have kids.

–Brook­lyn Heights