Stone cold crazy pan­han­dler la­dy, en­ter­ing sub­way car: That man in the brown jack­et, who’s gonna tell you not to give me mon­ey, he’s the Jon­Benet Ram­sey rapist.
Im­pressed ob­serv­er, reach­ing for wal­let: That was def­i­nite­ly worth a dol­lar.
Stone cold crazy pan­han­dler la­dy, walk­ing on: And then in Car­rie, they put the blood on the peo­ple and then they jerked off the dog.
Im­pressed ob­serv­er: I should have giv­en her two dol­lars.

–Down­town D Train

Over­heard by: ste­phie